Side Effects of Being Ugly

Being ugly is not an easy task. You have to go through a lot and trust me when I say that because I'm ugly and only another ugly person will understand how I've survived all these years of my life.

I hope after reading this all good looking people will sympathise with ugly people and all ugly people will fall in love with me ( and no, I won't love you back).

Let us now look at a few things that we uglies have to go through:

1. Irrespective of circumstances, dogs will always bark at us.
2. Hot boys/girls are unaware of our existence.
3. If they are aware, they'll not acknowledge our presence.
4. College professors fail to classify us as humans.
5. Cats believe we're aliens.
6. Looking at us, a tortoise will always hide in its shell.
7. We are never offered an umbrella when it's raining cats and dogs.
8. We are not supposed to have an opinion about petrol prices.
9. Trees have a life, we don't.
10. Dog poop > Us
11. In presence of a grammar nazi it's mandatory for us to speak in Hindi.
12. If somebody doesn't use the oxford coma, we aren't supposed to correct them.
13. The only thing beautiful about us, if at all, should be our undergarments.
14. In case there's a stink coming from public toilets it's because of us, irrespective of whether we've used it or not.
15. We are as useless as appendix.
16. We are not supposed to have a good taste in literature.
17. Coffee mugs make better couples than we do.
18. People calling us nigger is cool. We calling them fair is racist.
19. We can't serve coffee at Starbucks.
20. We are never allowed to finish wh

I'm sure your heart has started melting now. But there are some good things about being ugly, for example, we are never expected to give a tip to a waiter at restaurants.