Why you should relocate to Bermuda Triangle

I’ve been thinking about this for quite sometime now and finally I’ve come up with a few things that’ll help many of you consider relocating to Bermuda Triangle…

1. Bermuda starts with a ‘B’.
2. You may find wrecked ships there and you can steal anything and everything that’s there on them.
3. You’ll feel like a pirate. (That’s the closest many of us can get to Capt. Jack Sparrow)
4. You don’t get condoms there.
5. You can call yourself an NRI, or as most Indians prefer: Foreign return (read: phoren)
6. Have your company’s registered office there so you won’t need to pay taxes on your income. You can let the IT department raid your office.
7. It’s like Mars. (Yeah because Mars has water too)
8. You can tell your fellow residents (if there are any) that you are Shah Rukh Khan.
9. Referring to point no. 7 you are an astronaut.
10. If you’re still reading this you must relocate to Bermuda Triangle,  you are as such jobless.
11. Added point: You don’t need to wear clothes.CLOTHES ARE SO MAINSTREAM

PS: I’m not promoting nudity here. Its liberal living.